








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 820 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 356 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4780 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,643 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6393 | 22% |
| Smokes | 8174 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7836 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7240 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,743,191 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 408 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAILES SSR | 64% | 64 |
| #2 | mR' | 63% | 120 |
| #3 | csgomate | 63% | 68 |
| #4 | frogzeRo | 60% | 298 |
| #5 | RACER-X | 58% | 287 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frogzeRo | 15 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | ♕Jota ♕ | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | RACER-X | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | n1111- | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | My name is Pico pal que lee | 7 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frogzeRo | 1276 | 0.21 | 32 min |
| #2 | mR' | 530 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #3 | n1111- | 412 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | RACER-X | 383 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | Jaymz | 380 | 0.19 | 9 min |





