








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 287 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4835 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,671 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5979 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4126 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3277 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3289 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $801,901 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .ADM7 | 64% | 53 |
| #2 | impi | 60% | 125 |
| #3 | PANNUKAKKU | 59% | 109 |
| #4 | dd | 58% | 177 |
| #5 | diYA2 | 57% | 328 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qq | 4 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | diYA2 | 3 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | dd | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | faker | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | PANNUKAKKU | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | faker | +2.31 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | .ADM7 | +1.31 | 89 | 52 |
| #3 | qq | +1.15 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | PANNUKAKKU | +1.04 | 69 | 72 |
| #5 | impi | +0.64 | 82 | 70 |





