








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 182 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2433 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,860 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3649 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3087 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2834 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2290 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $794,350 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .ADM7 | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | pwner | 58% | 177 |
| #3 | faker | 57% | 105 |
| #4 | diYA2 | 54% | 230 |
| #5 | qq | 52% | 285 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qq | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | pwner | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | PANNUKAKKU | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | diYA2 | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | faker | +2.20 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | qq | +1.31 | 79 | 69 |
| #3 | .ADM7 | +0.34 | 86 | 54 |
| #4 | diYA2 | +0.24 | 90 | 68 |
| #5 | PANNUKAKKU | +0.01 | 69 | 72 |





