








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 320 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1554 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1052 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 710 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 915 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $337,976 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bLd | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | Yaki.C | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | LoTuS | 71% | 17 |
| #4 | Overdozze | 65% | 17 |
| #5 | useless | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Yaki.C | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | LoTuS | 71% | 17 |
| #4 | Overdozze | 65% | 17 |
| #5 | useless | 55% | 11 |
| #6 | MonkeyDy | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MonkeyDy | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | bLd | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MonkeyDy | 114 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | Overdozze | 72 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | bLd | 41 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | LoTuS | 39 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Yaki.C | 34 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Overdozze | +1.58 | 57 | 89 |
| #2 | élément tiède (>'-')> | +1.20 | 85 | 68 |
| #3 | Yaki.C | +0.98 | 87 | 85 |
| #4 | bLd | +0.27 | 57 | 72 |
| #5 | LoTuS | +0.01 | 59 | 64 |





