








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 96 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3802 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3389 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1500 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1971 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $498,471 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Grav | 51% | 150 |
| #7 | trymster | 48% | 135 |
| #8 | err0r` | 48% | 106 |
| #9 | Brage | 48% | 21 |
| #10 | Hide on Basket | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hagelund | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Grav | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | trymster | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Rezi | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Brage | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trymster | 360 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Hagelund | 307 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | Grav | 251 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | err0r` | 202 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Rezi | 110 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hagelund | +2.04 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | 7ersen | +1.12 | 67 | 72 |
| #3 | chilly | +0.76 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | err0r` | +0.31 | 74 | 63 |
| #5 | trymster | -0.19 | 61 | 66 |





