








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 145 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 679 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1448 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 954 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1022 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $504,819 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rezi | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Hagelund | 52% | 46 |
| #3 | err0r` | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | trymster | 48% | 209 |
| #5 | 7ersen | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Hagelund | 52% | 46 |
| #3 | err0r` | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | trymster | 48% | 209 |
| #5 | 7ersen | 43% | 47 |
| #6 | Grav | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trymster | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Hagelund | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trymster | 313 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | 7ersen | 234 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | Hagelund | 67 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rezi | 40 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | err0r` | 39 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hagelund | +2.11 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | Rezi | +0.62 | 62 | 54 |
| #3 | trymster | +0.62 | 67 | 59 |
| #4 | 7ersen | +0.36 | 61 | 74 |
| #5 | err0r` | -0.06 | 77 | 65 |





