








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
590 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,121 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 245 | 22% |
| Smokes | 291 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 298 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 287 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $147,845 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S U P E R W A D E | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | I Na Vi contract | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | kane | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S U P E R W A D E | 130 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | Joni Synti | 50 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | kane | 32 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Laurenzinaa | 27 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | karmajäätelötuuddi | 24 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S U P E R W A D E | +4.93 | 83 | 84 |
| #2 | allU | +0.96 | 89 | 58 |
| #3 | Wiljamos | +0.94 | 60 | 81 |
| #4 | karmajäätelötuuddi | +0.60 | 67 | 67 |
| #5 | kane | +0.14 | 69 | 54 |





