








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1431 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,968 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1380 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1544 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1883 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1161 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $855,599 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 381 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | allU | 67% | 33 |
| #2 | Virta | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | I Na Vi contract | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | S U P E R W A D E | 50% | 145 |
| #5 | Wiljamos | 49% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kane | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | S U P E R W A D E | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | karmajäätelötuuddi | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Wiljamos | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | JEiMi | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S U P E R W A D E | 596 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #2 | Wiljamos | 287 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | karmajäätelötuuddi | 174 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | kane | 155 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Laurenzinaa | 138 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S U P E R W A D E | +3.80 | 82 | 83 |
| #2 | allU | +1.35 | 89 | 59 |
| #3 | Wiljamos | +0.67 | 61 | 83 |
| #4 | Virta | +0.50 | 82 | 59 |
| #5 | karmajäätelötuuddi | +0.45 | 63 | 68 |





