








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 117 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Faceit | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3092 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,990 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3293 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1449 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2394 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1854 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $244,709 of utility $33 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soup | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | Ryan | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | KyleM | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soup | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | Ryan | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | KyleM | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KyleM | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Ryan | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KyleM | 70 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | Ryan | 67 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Soup | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KyleM | +2.23 | 77 | 55 |
| #2 | joshcash | +1.05 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | Soup | +0.47 | 77 | 42 |
| #4 | Ryan | -0.22 | 79 | 62 |





