








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 403 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 135 matches | ||
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,304 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3167 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3835 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2206 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3096 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,981,028 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 761 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Bob Dole Beam of Energy | 51% | 37 |
| #6 | Ryan | 50% | 111 |
| #7 | wonk | 49% | 63 |
| #8 | KyleM | 48% | 227 |
| #9 | Firepeen | 44% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KyleM | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | lafaa | 9 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | ♠ProfileName♠ | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Firepeen | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | wonk | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♠ProfileName♠ | +2.16 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | KyleM | +1.75 | 81 | 55 |
| #3 | lafaa | +1.54 | 86 | 30 |
| #4 | wonk | +1.22 | 82 | 63 |
| #5 | Soup | +0.68 | 82 | 47 |





