








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,691 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3331 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3880 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 382 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 2098 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,230,402 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wonk | +2.66 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | ♠ProfileName♠ | +2.25 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | lafaa | +2.22 | 85 | 39 |
| #4 | jerry | +1.76 | 61 | 64 |
| #5 | KyleM | +1.67 | 72 | 58 |





