








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2463 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,585 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4940 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4274 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5122 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3249 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $845,409 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | putte | 72% | 50 |
| #2 | HLPK‰ LiekkiLasse ":D" | 64% | 28 |
| #3 | eetu | 58% | 108 |
| #4 | HLPK‰ lapsivesiliukumäki ":D" | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | Nipaja | 54% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Mr.Puffington | 38% | 81 |
| #12 | RegeSorsa ":D" | 37% | 52 |
| #13 | Maikkari | 36% | 53 |
| #14 | ryyd | 34% | 29 |
| #15 | bot_allen | 25% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Puffington | 11 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | bot_allen | 6 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | ;micE | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | eetu | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | putte | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryyd | +4.59 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | eetu | +3.79 | 76 | 81 |
| #3 | Nipaja | +1.28 | 54 | 84 |
| #4 | putte | +1.10 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | HLPK‰ lapsivesiliukumäki ":D" | +0.92 | 58 | 83 |





