








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
406 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,610 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 376 | 23% |
| Smokes | 385 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 400 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 449 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $268,755 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | domlarN | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Tyt0_o | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | » EmmeX | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | suw4t | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Bifi13 | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wOOlfi | 8 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | Bifi13 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | ✪ DGF Pirex | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | suw4t | 1 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | HefeRubeš | 1 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bifi13 | 96 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | frEddl_ | 95 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #3 | wOOlfi | 66 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | ✪ DGF Pirex | 53 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Exory | 27 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HefeRubeš | +3.04 | 65 | 61 |
| #2 | Exory | +2.47 | 61 | 82 |
| #3 | » EmmeX | +0.59 | 73 | 65 |
| #4 | Bifi13 | +0.41 | 69 | 74 |
| #5 | domlarN | +0.40 | 83 | 52 |





