








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,983 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2259 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2948 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2925 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2851 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $692,302 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ROOT | 53% | 32 |
| #6 | WalterWide | 41% | 17 |
| #7 | Ser.Potato | 40% | 25 |
| #8 | trash | 35% | 17 |
| #9 | Ivan the Swag | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bóbr | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Aatuzzi | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | WalterWide | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | FranKe | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | trash | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bóbr | 160 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | ROOT | 90 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | FranKe | 69 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | trash | 66 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | WalterWide | 39 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bóbr | +3.22 | 85 | 68 |
| #2 | FranKe | +2.07 | 84 | 81 |
| #3 | Aatuzzi | +1.64 | 84 | 56 |
| #4 | trash | +0.08 | 54 | 63 |
| #5 | Alphad115 | +0.05 | 63 | 68 |





