








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 170 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1579 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 822 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1119 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1068 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 592 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $490,445 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Captain K. | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | Petriix | 68% | 37 |
| #3 | tRuDyXx・゚ アニメ | 66% | 70 |
| #4 | -Katte- | 64% | 58 |
| #5 | Rakeťak | 63% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1LLU4- | +1.68 | 79 | 41 |
| #2 | shdw | +1.63 | 79 | 72 |
| #3 | mind1essCunt | +1.12 | 79 | 62 |
| #4 | tRuDyXx・゚ アニメ | +0.92 | 81 | 72 |
| #5 | Captain K. | +0.87 | 78 | 70 |





