








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 377 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 366 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4646 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4893 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3845 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3967 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3648 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,532,601 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | C00KIE | 56% | 160 |
| #6 | sanjen | 56% | 340 |
| #7 | Loord | 55% | 100 |
| #8 | K1LLU4- | 54% | 26 |
| #9 | forccet ❤J | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Captain K. | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Rakeťak | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | shdw | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | sanjen | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Loord | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shdw | 1475 | 0.19 | 40 min |
| #2 | Captain K. | 899 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #3 | Rakeťak | 837 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #4 | sanjen | 797 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #5 | C00KIE | 241 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loord | +2.16 | 84 | 57 |
| #2 | shdw | +1.53 | 83 | 74 |
| #3 | K1LLU4- | +1.18 | 81 | 37 |
| #4 | sanjen | +1.04 | 82 | 52 |
| #5 | Rakeťak | +0.69 | 74 | 66 |





