








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 628 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 352 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4991 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,517 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5144 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6091 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2991 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3291 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,463,160 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Captain K. | 60% | 272 |
| #2 | Loord | 59% | 100 |
| #3 | Rakeťak | 57% | 421 |
| #4 | Dogo | 57% | 368 |
| #5 | C00KIE | 56% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Rakeťak | 57% | 421 |
| #4 | Dogo | 57% | 368 |
| #5 | C00KIE | 56% | 183 |
| #6 | K1LLU4- | 56% | 27 |
| #7 | sanjen | 55% | 347 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Captain K. | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Rakeťak | 7 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | sanjen | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Dogo | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Loord | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dogo | 1145 | 0.15 | 28 min |
| #2 | Captain K. | 908 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #3 | Rakeťak | 855 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #4 | sanjen | 784 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #5 | C00KIE | 300 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loord | +2.23 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | shdw | +1.56 | 83 | 73 |
| #3 | K1LLU4- | +1.37 | 83 | 38 |
| #4 | Rakeťak | +0.83 | 74 | 65 |
| #5 | sanjen | +0.77 | 81 | 49 |





