








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1016 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2798 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,410 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2524 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3169 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2064 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2653 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,109,190 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1423 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EggRt | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | MSTF | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | skk^ | 58% | 102 |
| #4 | ✪ klit :PpPpP | 54% | 99 |
| #5 | OdenS | 53% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skk^ | 658 | 0.31 | 21 min |
| #2 | ✪ klit :PpPpP | 284 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | OdenS | 149 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Leonard | 108 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | MSTF | 98 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skk^ | +2.95 | 89 | 83 |
| #2 | MSTF | +1.86 | 70 | 68 |
| #3 | ✪ klit :PpPpP | +1.17 | 79 | 64 |
| #4 | ✪ TRILLEBØRRE | +0.50 | 75 | 70 |
| #5 | OdenS | -0.37 | 70 | 73 |





