








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 355 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1919 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,131 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2699 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2126 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1996 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1310 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $463,784 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | barkovfanboy16 | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | jL | 46% | 13 |
| #6 | pikkukala | 45% | 97 |
| #7 | leiska57 | 35% | 20 |
| #8 | Pinkviini | 21% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pikkukala | 18 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | ð¿â€â¢ð·VM | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | leiska57 | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Pinkviini | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | barkovfanboy16 | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pikkukala | 561 | 0.27 | 16 min |
| #2 | ð¿â€â¢ð·VM | 195 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | leiska57 | 67 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Pinkviini | 44 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | barkovfanboy16 | 37 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mikussi | +2.29 | 84 | 82 |
| #2 | 3aik | +0.29 | 56 | 57 |
| #3 | pikkukala | +0.10 | 71 | 72 |
| #4 | ð¿â€â¢ð·VM | +0.07 | 68 | 68 |
| #5 | barkovfanboy16 | -0.77 | 76 | 59 |





