








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3352 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3980 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2678 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3162 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3095 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $771,521 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r4w | 55% | 44 |
| #2 | FmL | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | deSo | 50% | 46 |
| #4 | DAvi | 48% | 73 |
| #5 | kfinimpar | 48% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kfinimpar | +4.14 | 78 | 70 |
| #2 | KeTaNoS | +3.13 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | FmL | +2.96 | 85 | 83 |
| #4 | deSo | +2.39 | 82 | 71 |
| #5 | harlekin | +1.62 | 59 | 43 |





