








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 478 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 523 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4463 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3761 | 14% |
| Smokes | 5549 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 9741 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 7506 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,868,972 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glenn "Præsi" | 54% | 39 |
| #2 | Brumbassen7610 | 52% | 63 |
| #3 | Gudinden | 47% | 70 |
| #4 | QuIcKwEeZe | 45% | 110 |
| #5 | mureren | 45% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HrSejrup | 208 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | Brumbassen7610 | 153 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Glenn "Præsi" | 111 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | QuIcKwEeZe | 96 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gudinden | 96 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brumbassen7610 | +1.78 | 46 | 52 |
| #2 | QuIcKwEeZe | +1.00 | 56 | 37 |
| #3 | HrSejrup | +0.36 | 35 | 70 |
| #4 | Glenn "Præsi" | +0.00 | 29 | 54 |
| #5 | mureren | -0.04 | 56 | 22 |





