








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 532 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 349 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5324 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3282 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4114 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6610 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4625 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,409,947 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 768 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zero | 27 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | Bud Lightning | 21 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Flobking | 20 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | teakay | 18 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | RatPopper | 17 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zane | 970 | 0.27 | 25 min |
| #2 | teakay | 463 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | Maspandey | 330 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | Flobking | 291 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | Zero | 285 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flobking | +4.95 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | Zane | +3.43 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | PassionHaver | +1.95 | 69 | 60 |
| #4 | teakay | +1.19 | 78 | 52 |
| #5 | RatPopper | +0.94 | 69 | 44 |





