








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 793 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3624 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2340 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2088 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2742 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2061 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $893,463 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1405 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CODE MAUSCHINE @ RAIN.GG ム₁₁ | 71% | 34 |
| #2 | madb0y_ | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | jebemtee | 60% | 121 |
| #4 | inViii ^.- | 55% | 152 |
| #5 | ᴛɪʟᴛ ᴀɴᴀɴᴀs | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | jebemtee | 60% | 121 |
| #4 | inViii ^.- | 55% | 152 |
| #5 | ᴛɪʟᴛ ᴀɴᴀɴᴀs | 52% | 21 |
| #6 | HolyMuro | 51% | 39 |
| #7 | N O R D Q V 1 S T | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jebemtee | 12 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | CODE MAUSCHINE @ RAIN.GG ム₁₁ | 5 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | inViii ^.- | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | HolyMuro | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | ᴛɪʟᴛ ᴀɴᴀɴᴀs | 2 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | inViii ^.- | 492 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | jebemtee | 330 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | CODE MAUSCHINE @ RAIN.GG ム₁₁ | 123 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | ᴛɪʟᴛ ᴀɴᴀɴᴀs | 117 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| #5 | HolyMuro | 102 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N O R D Q V 1 S T | +2.05 | 70 | 61 |
| #2 | ᴛɪʟᴛ ᴀɴᴀɴᴀs | +1.88 | 87 | 69 |
| #3 | ☜1g geHACKtes bitte☞ | +1.59 | 82 | 57 |
| #4 | CODE MAUSCHINE @ RAIN.GG ム₁₁ | +1.01 | 69 | 64 |
| #5 | inViii ^.- | +0.69 | 92 | 67 |





