








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
809 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,805 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 584 | 15% |
| Smokes | 933 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1283 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1005 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $398,463 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harilik Palderjan | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Don Tanel | 41% | 58 |
| #3 | qKzy | 33% | 15 |
| #4 | IncRageEgert | 8% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harilik Palderjan | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Don Tanel | 41% | 58 |
| #3 | qKzy | 33% | 15 |
| #4 | IncRageEgert | 8% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don Tanel | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | IncRageEgert | 4 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | qKzy | 3 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | Harilik Palderjan | 2 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don Tanel | 72 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | qKzy | 68 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | IncRageEgert | 27 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Harilik Palderjan | 26 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harilik Palderjan | +2.00 | 54 | 43 |
| #2 | IncRageEgert | +1.37 | 42 | 66 |
| #3 | Don Tanel | +0.92 | 53 | 51 |
| #4 | qKzy | +0.57 | 72 | 65 |
| #5 | Jaanes :3 | -2.84 | 16 | 51 |





