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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1583 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,799 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1451 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1524 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1543 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1281 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $547,337 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shY | 50% | 18 |
| #2 | Furyyy'M | 45% | 20 |
| #3 | joAo | 36% | 11 |
| #4 | muni | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shY | 50% | 18 |
| #2 | Furyyy'M | 45% | 20 |
| #3 | joAo | 36% | 11 |
| #4 | muni | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muni | 3 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Furyyy'M | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | shY | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muni | 119 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #2 | shY | 85 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | Furyyy'M | 49 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | joAo | 48 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joAo | +2.34 | 61 | 76 |
| #2 | shY | +2.01 | 83 | 50 |
| #3 | Furyyy'M | +1.34 | 85 | 65 |
| #4 | muni | -0.38 | 61 | 68 |
| #5 | -Azia | -0.75 | 48 | 52 |





