








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 735 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




133 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6100 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,009 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7064 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5172 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5666 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5107 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $720,693 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frztfrztfrzt | 31 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Coontag | 19 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | PEPINU | 11 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | 𓂀D̷4̷R̷K̷𓂀 | 9 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | bloodklat | 9 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frztfrztfrzt | 346 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | PEPINU | 331 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | 𓂀D̷4̷R̷K̷𓂀 | 125 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Funz | 110 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | Coontag | 83 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joAo | +3.65 | 59 | 72 |
| #2 | Funz | +3.15 | 53 | 67 |
| #3 | frztfrztfrzt | +0.66 | 71 | 65 |
| #4 | peyy | -0.56 | 53 | 64 |
| #5 | 𓂀D̷4̷R̷K̷𓂀 | -0.57 | 50 | 52 |





