








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1177 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1177 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 656 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1003 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $589,497 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Furyyy'M | 14 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | DeM^ | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | chkk | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | muni | 5 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | TheRA1DER | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheRA1DER | 650 | 0.39 | 21 min |
| #2 | Furyyy'M | 276 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | DeM^ | 192 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | muni | 151 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #5 | chkk | 142 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shY | +2.16 | 86 | 54 |
| #2 | chkk | +1.30 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | Furyyy'M | +1.28 | 86 | 66 |
| #4 | muni | +0.91 | 63 | 76 |
| #5 | DeM^ | +0.70 | 47 | 73 |





