








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 888 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 419 matches | ||
| Faceit | 154 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 150 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12977 | 37% |
| Smokes | 9865 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5488 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 6777 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,301,535 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trepX | 51% | 359 |
| #2 | Daroko | 50% | 78 |
| #3 | The Non-Prime Experience | 49% | 77 |
| #4 | CarSex537 | 47% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trepX | 51% | 359 |
| #2 | Daroko | 50% | 78 |
| #3 | The Non-Prime Experience | 49% | 77 |
| #4 | CarSex537 | 47% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trepX | 18 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | CarSex537 | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Daroko | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | The Non-Prime Experience | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trepX | 745 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #2 | CarSex537 | 296 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | Daroko | 288 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | The Non-Prime Experience | 63 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RY | +2.72 | 70 | 83 |
| #2 | The Non-Prime Experience | +0.12 | 85 | 34 |
| #3 | Daroko | +0.10 | 69 | 76 |
| #4 | trepX | -2.12 | 60 | 59 |
| #5 | CarSex537 | -2.97 | 52 | 54 |





