








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 634 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 261 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4191 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2906 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3927 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4824 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2811 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,081,515 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beamish | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | Kysuke♿ @AncestralSports | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | manELELE★ www.twitch.tv/manelele | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | Caby @ligaaceesports | 48% | 311 |
| #5 | Sealiah | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Caby @ligaaceesports | 48% | 311 |
| #5 | Sealiah | 45% | 31 |
| #6 | weedy | 45% | 80 |
| #7 | dextin19 | 38% | 29 |
| #8 | Spynergy^[S] | 26% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Caby @ligaaceesports | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | weedy | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Spynergy^[S] | 4 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | Sealiah | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Kysuke♿ @AncestralSports | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Caby @ligaaceesports | 1327 | 0.20 | 40 min |
| #2 | weedy | 332 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | Kysuke♿ @AncestralSports | 118 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | Spynergy^[S] | 76 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Sealiah | 60 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kysuke♿ @AncestralSports | +2.12 | 68 | 69 |
| #2 | Beamish | +1.19 | 85 | 58 |
| #3 | Caby @ligaaceesports | +1.11 | 67 | 75 |
| #4 | weedy | +0.90 | 71 | 74 |
| #5 | brockz | +0.29 | 76 | 63 |





