








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1801 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 316 matches | ||
| Faceit | 273 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 129 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10495 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13706 | 31% |
| Smokes | 10095 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 11265 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 9217 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,527,080 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Frodo1839 | 55% | 339 |
| #5 | emildko | 54% | 259 |
| #6 | GooseMan | 53% | 576 |
| #7 | UMPetri | 48% | 235 |
| #8 | Shrek | 47% | 307 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GooseMan | 1030 | 0.09 | 31 min |
| #2 | Shrek | 928 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #3 | Zinq | 826 | 0.21 | 23 min |
| #4 | emildko | 552 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #5 | Frodo1839 | 451 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zinq | +2.99 | 81 | 78 |
| #2 | Big Stalls | +2.23 | 63 | 76 |
| #3 | Frodo1839 | +0.63 | 78 | 50 |
| #4 | GooseMan | +0.41 | 51 | 70 |
| #5 | emildko | -0.73 | 71 | 54 |





