








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 392 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3091 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2595 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3449 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2345 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2292 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $837,455 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁️Loud Pack Logan (always hi | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | SuperCats | 63% | 54 |
| #3 | Phoenix | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | pZk | 60% | 45 |
| #5 | I Test My Crack | 57% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I Test My Crack | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Phoenix | 6 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | pZk | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Mölkky man | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | I'M BLIND! | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I'M BLIND! | +4.89 | 87 | 73 |
| #2 | redman | +4.67 | 91 | 75 |
| #3 | Phoenix | +3.36 | 69 | 80 |
| #4 | I Test My Crack | +3.02 | 85 | 67 |
| #5 | SuperCats | +2.72 | 68 | 70 |





