








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2906 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,905 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6153 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4672 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3759 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2321 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $876,515 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 424 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mOTI | 50% | 42 |
| #2 | KiiWij | 50% | 48 |
| #3 | M9S7 | 46% | 28 |
| #4 | JooPaJoo | 43% | 54 |
| #5 | Manatser | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiiWij | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | M9S7 | 4 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | eellma | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Manatser | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Con | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mOTI | +4.28 | 84 | 53 |
| #2 | PORMESTARI | +2.10 | 71 | 58 |
| #3 | M9S7 | +0.28 | 65 | 65 |
| #4 | Banskq | -0.10 | 63 | 73 |
| #5 | KiiWij | -0.27 | 71 | 69 |





