








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 875 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 647 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,472 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5121 | 19% |
| Smokes | 8741 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 6622 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5988 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,276,077 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1630 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zA | 70% | 40 |
| #2 | Lean_ | 68% | 68 |
| #3 | west side bowling | 65% | 105 |
| #4 | Bernardâ™› | 63% | 277 |
| #5 | BluFF | 62% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | ev0_ | 50% | 86 |
| #14 | ♡ | 49% | 37 |
| #15 | Sickwhitit26 | 49% | 74 |
| #16 | ZigZee | 46% | 69 |
| #17 | Garrison | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flea | +2.71 | 76 | 56 |
| #2 | Bernardâ™› | +2.22 | 84 | 74 |
| #3 | zA | +2.13 | 83 | 74 |
| #4 | r00[sz] | +1.50 | 80 | 51 |
| #5 | Rey Rey | +1.42 | 88 | 61 |





