








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,947 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2392 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1571 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2400 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1584 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $749,936 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ĸvƝ | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | syniix | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | Johnny R. | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | podricK42 | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | Max | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | McPeace | 42% | 88 |
| #9 | MYS. | 40% | 15 |
| #10 | ✪ Stefelele ✖仲間 | 39% | 31 |
| #11 | meMoRiieS* | 31% | 16 |
| #12 | ✪ Lallo ✖仲間 | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Levitas | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | meMoRiieS* | 3 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | McPeace | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | syniix | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | ♥ curiCURAcarapata ♥ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McPeace | 217 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | ♥ curiCURAcarapata ♥ | 184 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Levitas | 122 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | syniix | 66 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | podricK42 | 47 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syniix | +3.94 | 94 | 73 |
| #2 | ĸvƝ | +1.93 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | ✪ Stefelele ✖仲間 | +1.44 | 84 | 67 |
| #4 | meMoRiieS* | +0.79 | 68 | 81 |
| #5 | MYS. | +0.73 | 46 | 68 |





