








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 344 matches | ||
| Premier | 242 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7760 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,785 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4760 | 19% |
| Smokes | 6674 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7840 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5511 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,012,911 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1794 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jemmis | 72% | 39 |
| #2 | betri | 70% | 56 |
| #3 | aatu | 63% | 97 |
| #4 | Puukankku | 63% | 104 |
| #5 | QuuiT :> | 62% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #19 | CBッ | 49% | 59 |
| #20 | Henxu | 48% | 60 |
| #21 | sainiO👴 | 46% | 125 |
| #22 | kurkuma | 42% | 38 |
| #23 | flc/t/ | 35% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | testoma$a | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | teppo | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | petermans1 >:-D | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | rasse | 6 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | nune | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | testoma$a | 559 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | teppo | 462 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #3 | Wesku | 443 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #4 | aatu | 431 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #5 | nune | 399 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henxu | +3.21 | 92 | 64 |
| #2 | tuutti | +2.05 | 82 | 70 |
| #3 | vilhardy | +1.17 | 82 | 67 |
| #4 | aatu | +1.15 | 85 | 77 |
| #5 | kurkuma | +1.07 | 84 | 67 |





