








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 372 matches | ||
| Faceit | 86 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5678 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,044 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7064 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4875 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5705 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4400 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $930,970 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๖ۣۜДlbeят Свендсе | 57% | 51 |
| #2 | Wisso | 55% | 89 |
| #3 | SlaiviN * | 53% | 45 |
| #4 | E1K1Z | 52% | 103 |
| #5 | Mollo | 48% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z1TCH | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Mollo | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | ๖ۣۜДlbeят Свендсе | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | E1K1Z | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | N1TO | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z1TCH | 623 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #2 | Mollo | 393 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | E1K1Z | 332 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | N1TO | 266 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #5 | Wisso | 217 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wisso | +1.63 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | ๖ۣۜДlbeят Свендсе | +1.50 | 87 | 54 |
| #3 | E1K1Z | +1.48 | 89 | 70 |
| #4 | Z1TCH | +0.95 | 81 | 71 |
| #5 | Kleinert Baktung | +0.48 | 86 | 70 |





