








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1476 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,424 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2036 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1966 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1894 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1528 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $486,797 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iamfastguy | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Mollo | 53% | 62 |
| #3 | Wildcard Johnsen | 45% | 33 |
| #4 | Kleinert Baktung | 44% | 59 |
| #5 | N1TO | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1TO | 6 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Mollo | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Kleinert Baktung | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | JonMF | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Zerqs | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1TO | 291 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #2 | Mollo | 274 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | Kleinert Baktung | 145 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Zerqs | 120 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | JonMF | 109 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iamfastguy | +3.35 | 66 | 57 |
| #2 | Mollo | +2.84 | 66 | 65 |
| #3 | N1TO | +1.29 | 74 | 71 |
| #4 | Kleinert Baktung | +1.11 | 88 | 71 |
| #5 | JonMF | -0.27 | 60 | 59 |





