








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1831 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 410 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6819 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,310 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3747 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3616 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 6693 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 4254 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,473,692 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 798 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cryp | +3.53 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | Ohan | +3.53 | 74 | 82 |
| #3 | SRSLY | +1.40 | 90 | 67 |
| #4 | Ox | +0.92 | 73 | 75 |
| #5 | Heratic | +0.62 | 75 | 72 |





