








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 505 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2545 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3208 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2875 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2566 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3667 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $812,674 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 443 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | rANDY_jOHNSON | 38% | 24 |
| #9 | sc0ttzen | 35% | 20 |
| #10 | mGab. | 35% | 26 |
| #11 | ayz | 32% | 22 |
| #12 | pat | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $onic | 188 | 0.38 | 4 min |
| #2 | troubleN IYC$CUF | 94 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | piffpaff | 64 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | sc0ttzen | 61 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | rANDY_jOHNSON | 58 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $onic | +3.67 | 93 | 69 |
| #2 | piffpaff | +2.56 | 86 | 67 |
| #3 | Leany | +0.74 | 61 | 66 |
| #4 | pat | +0.32 | 81 | 56 |
| #5 | troubleN IYC$CUF | +0.24 | 71 | 66 |





