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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 437 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 285 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3329 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,233 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 209 | 3% |
| Smokes | 2383 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3381 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 1260 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,481,051 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dylo | +6.14 | 92 | 64 |
| #2 | 산 | +5.01 | 79 | 75 |
| #3 | ✪ 1394 ✪ | +4.51 | 69 | 80 |
| #4 | Awkis | +2.56 | 44 | 74 |
| #5 | Le Roi Lion | +1.47 | 64 | 63 |





