








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 435 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3976 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,885 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4504 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4805 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2423 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4153 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $558,418 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soup | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | shittinbullets89 | 67% | 118 |
| #3 | zoey | 66% | 68 |
| #4 | Ryan | 59% | 73 |
| #5 | wonk | 57% | 277 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wonk | +2.97 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | lafaa | +2.04 | 86 | 34 |
| #3 | jerry | +1.95 | 64 | 61 |
| #4 | Aaron | +1.13 | 67 | 51 |
| #5 | shittinbullets89 | +0.40 | 83 | 43 |





