








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 650 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5391 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5518 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3789 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4463 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3805 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $881,007 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2419 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | stayfrosty | 75% | 180 |
| #12 | Luke | 75% | 157 |
| #13 | Skander | 74% | 88 |
| #14 | drakky | 61% | 38 |
| #15 | SeVieRly | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 23 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | stayfrosty | 20 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | .seth | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | TheDinkster | 9 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | ☦Geo777☦ | 7 | 0.0034 |





