








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1971 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 921 | 26% |
| Smokes | 947 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 663 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1026 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $552,435 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asalo | 67% | 46 |
| #2 | Stylin' on Ya | 55% | 182 |
| #3 | kitkat | 54% | 231 |
| #4 | Lilly | 53% | 276 |
| #5 | Stylish | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asalo | +9.44 | 77 | 75 |
| #2 | Stylin' on Ya | +5.19 | 66 | 59 |
| #3 | Stylish | +4.13 | 58 | 48 |
| #4 | Veldarious | +1.04 | 56 | 39 |
| #5 | Lilly | +0.13 | 26 | 46 |





