








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1467 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 241 matches | ||
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 133 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5179 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,837 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2380 | 11% |
| Smokes | 7654 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 4831 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5972 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,429,862 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | -=TF=- MrPeggle die Tontaube | 52% | 188 |
| #8 | -=TF=- Esantrus | 51% | 49 |
| #9 | Bulls3ye | 50% | 48 |
| #10 | fliqR | 49% | 196 |
| #11 | VP|logiX Deathmen | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fliqR | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | -=TF=- Yuki | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Bulls3ye | 7 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | -=TF=- MrPeggle die Tontaube | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | VP|logiX Deathmen | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fliqR | 737 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #2 | .S3bSchweb ツ | 334 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #3 | -=TF=- Yuki | 306 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | -=TF=- MrPeggle die Tontaube | 235 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | -=TF=- Neko10 | 145 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fliqR | +4.07 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | -=TF=- Yuki | +2.86 | 74 | 56 |
| #3 | Bulls3ye | +2.80 | 58 | 58 |
| #4 | -=TF=- Abyssus | +2.12 | 45 | 53 |
| #5 | .S3bSchweb ツ | +0.26 | 42 | 74 |





