








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 665 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 295 matches | ||
| Wingman | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 101 matches | ||
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,524 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4743 | 16% |
| Smokes | 8800 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6914 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 9067 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,315,142 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 280 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ghost | 41% | 109 |
| #11 | -=TF=-Fetzi die lustige Landmine | 41% | 284 |
| #12 | Bulls3ye | 39% | 112 |
| #13 | =TF=-yFluffi | 37% | 200 |
| #14 | -=TF=- Evilfrog | 34% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -=TF=- Tungdil | 20 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | -=TF=- Neko10 | 15 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | -=TF=- Abyssus | 12 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Bulls3ye | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | -=TF=-Fetzi die lustige Landmine | 6 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -=TF=- Neko10 | 756 | 0.06 | 14 min |
| #2 | -=TF=- Abyssus | 499 | 0.06 | 13 min |
| #3 | -=TF=-Fetzi die lustige Landmine | 188 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #4 | -=TF=- Mefisto70 | 165 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | w4nGo | 146 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IngloriousDusk | +5.04 | 76 | 59 |
| #2 | -=TF=- Yuki | +4.06 | 69 | 57 |
| #3 | -=TF=- Abyssus | +2.82 | 56 | 57 |
| #4 | -=TF=-Fetzi die lustige Landmine | +1.98 | 52 | 49 |
| #5 | -=TF=- Mefisto70 | +1.91 | 47 | 67 |





