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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 569 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 269 matches | ||
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 183 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,959 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5318 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6268 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6882 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3491 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,773,022 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 377 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aimeN | 49% | 635 |
| #2 | Bratwurstzorro | 48% | 497 |
| #3 | Kai Uwe | 46% | 355 |
| #4 | eyecatcher | 43% | 235 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aimeN | 49% | 635 |
| #2 | Bratwurstzorro | 48% | 497 |
| #3 | Kai Uwe | 46% | 355 |
| #4 | eyecatcher | 43% | 235 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bratwurstzorro | 18 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | aimeN | 16 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | eyecatcher | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Kai Uwe | 4 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bratwurstzorro | 611 | 0.06 | 20 min |
| #2 | aimeN | 512 | 0.04 | 12 min |
| #3 | Kai Uwe | 206 | 0.03 | 7 min |
| #4 | eyecatcher | 159 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aimeN | +3.46 | 64 | 71 |
| #2 | prOdolwa | -0.32 | 69 | 66 |
| #3 | Bratwurstzorro | -0.66 | 42 | 62 |
| #4 | eyecatcher | -3.19 | 39 | 54 |
| #5 | Kai Uwe | -4.04 | 29 | 37 |





