








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,463 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1594 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1090 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 824 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 955 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $592,729 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krantzix | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Morgan Freefarm | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | riktigapepe | 55% | 75 |
| #4 | n3rdbird | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | tjv | 51% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ontilt | 2 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tjv | 252 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | riktigapepe | 78 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kommander.cfg | 31 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | n3rdbird | 31 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Krantzix | 29 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ontilt | +3.16 | 72 | 47 |
| #2 | Morgan Freefarm | +3.01 | 82 | 67 |
| #3 | Pop | +1.41 | 23 | 70 |
| #4 | Kommander.cfg | +1.31 | 69 | 65 |
| #5 | tjv | +0.95 | 66 | 74 |





