








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 900 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 494 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5880 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,705 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9365 | 24% |
| Smokes | 11393 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 10191 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7756 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $772,568 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | MAESTRO | 51% | 68 |
| #9 | muhamad | 51% | 94 |
| #10 | Whajn | 50% | 88 |
| #11 | Morgan Freefarm | 49% | 168 |
| #12 | Kira | 45% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kommander.cfg | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | muhamad | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | riktigapepe | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Morgan Freefarm | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | MAESTRO | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pop | 474 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | muhamad | 372 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | Kommander.cfg | 321 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #4 | Whajn | 233 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Morgan Freefarm | 231 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morgan Freefarm | +1.13 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | Whajn | +0.93 | 63 | 75 |
| #3 | MAESTRO | +0.91 | 53 | 91 |
| #4 | Kommander.cfg | +0.85 | 63 | 66 |
| #5 | tjv | +0.66 | 65 | 74 |





