








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 285 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5039 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,025 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6454 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5143 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5075 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4353 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,404,240 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 586 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Masterst4r | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | pico | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | ra | 48% | 69 |
| #4 | moon.exe | 40% | 45 |
| #5 | deine m0m.- | 34% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Masterst4r | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | pico | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | ra | 48% | 69 |
| #4 | moon.exe | 40% | 45 |
| #5 | deine m0m.- | 34% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ra | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | deine m0m.- | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | moon.exe | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ra | 118 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | Masterst4r | 108 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | moon.exe | 96 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | deine m0m.- | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | pico | 28 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Masterst4r | +2.49 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | tiMm3 | +1.33 | 85 | 76 |
| #3 | moon.exe | +0.71 | 67 | 73 |
| #4 | ra | -2.16 | 59 | 53 |
| #5 | deine m0m.- | -2.99 | 36 | 42 |





