








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,502 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2759 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2555 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2904 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2284 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $404,583 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 263 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | diaHbLo | 100% | 13 |
| #2 | Pellow | 76% | 17 |
| #3 | kev | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | tan | 63% | 51 |
| #5 | iAvenge | 63% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iAvenge | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Rengoku | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Pellow | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | hipstar [k] | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | CnR | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hipstar [k] | 259 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | iAvenge | 88 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Rengoku | 84 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | tan | 66 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | CnR | 43 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pellow | +6.00 | 90 | 49 |
| #2 | CnR | +3.71 | 72 | 61 |
| #3 | iAvenge | +1.45 | 62 | 62 |
| #4 | condoriano | +1.43 | 72 | 73 |
| #5 | diaHbLo | +1.32 | 74 | 64 |





